Original Funny and Playful Short Phrases

Without you, everything is like a piece of adhesive plaster, though it covers the wound, it still hurts.
The world is so big, I don't want to see it, just want to circle around you.

I don't seek maximum profit, because you are my entire asset.
Fortunately, silent longing is better than your deafening cries.

Are you blind? You hit me in the chest.
If you were the sun, I would be ice cream, my heart has melted because of you.

I eat very little, but the calories I absorb are still a lot.
As more and more people call me despicable, I realized how many scammers there are now.

