The Most Frequently Heard Phrases by Tour Guides During Group Tours! Guaranteed to Make You Burst Out Laughing
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What tourists say most:
1. Guide, where are you waiting for us? What clothes are you wearing? What flags are you holding? What time do we arrive on the plane?
2. Guide, what's the weather like? What's the temperature? What clothes should we bring?
3. Guide, what should I wear tomorrow? Where are we going? Are we climbing? Can I wear high heels?
4. Guide, can we take a shower in the evening? Is there hot water? Do you have slippers? Do you have toothbrushes-- (Here are countless question marks)
5. Guide, the light in the room doesn't turn on! Guide, the air conditioner isn't working! Guide, the water isn't hot! Guide, there are mosquitoes! - (Omitted countless calls)
6. Guide, are there restaurants near the hotel? Guide, are there pharmacies near the hotel? Is the hotel area bustling? Guide--
7. Guide, we don't volunteer! Guide, we don't shop! Guide, can you cancel the shopping store and let us spend more time at the attractions?
8. Guide, what time do we meet? What time do we arrive at the hotel? What time is our flight? What time is our train? Can this be cleared through security? Can this be brought back? (Please don't call me guide, guide brain is fried!)
Tourist itinerary:
9. Guide, slow down! Guide, hurry up! Guide, slow down, we can't keep up!
10. Guide, this meal is awful! Guide, this hotel is falling apart!
11. Guide, where are the toilets? Guide, where can we get drinking water?
12. Guide, our children are not tall enough, I just measured them at home! Guide, tell the scenic area, please, for the children! Guide, this attraction, give me a discount!
13. Guide, don't deceive us!
14. Guide, why don't you turn on the air conditioning in the car? Why is the car going so slowly? Guide, please ensure the safety of the driver!
15. Guide, we bought a lot! Guide, we spent a lot of money! Guide, we support you all!
16. Guide, we didn't spend money, we just didn't need it!! These things, we can buy them ourselves!
17. Guide, you guys are so hardworking! Guide, you know you don't make it easy for yourself, but I (my leg, my foot, my heart...) can't, self-driving attractions are impossible to go! Guide, no support, very sorry, next time we'll treat you well!!
Driver's favorite sayings:
1. Guide, what time to pick up the group? Which airport? How many flights? What's the itinerary? Where to drop off the group?
2. Guide, make a good money, don't fail!
3. Guide, the evening driver's accommodation, ask for a good place!
4. Guide, the driver's meal hasn't been served yet! Go and ask for a dish! Go and ask for a bottle of wine!
5. Guide, call the scenic area out to get in touch!
6. I'm wondering if the car is using water? The oil doesn't cost money! Why use air conditioning? It's not hot!
7. Yes. No. Maybe. Huh. Okay. Impossible.
8. You are tourists, don't bully guides, you're all counting!
9. What are you tourists here for, if you don't want to play?
10. Guide, go to the hotel early, let's go to dinner!
11. Guide, go to send the group early, I want to go home to rest!
12. Okay, let's cooperate next time, you need to improve, don't be so bad next time!
Travel agency's favorite sayings:
1. Honey, help me book a group, please! The itinerary is---tourist land is XX. People are XXX.
2. Honey, this group doesn't make money, help me, please, during the off-season give me a supplement~!~
3. Honey, I can't find a guide anymore, please help me book another one!
4. Honey, help me find a guide, I don't have a guide myself!
5. You are a guide, ask me what to do, how do I know?
6. Add-on meal? Change hotels? It's impossible, you need to explain to the guide!
7. Money for add-on, you need to pay it back to me when we get back! Help me, it's not that I don't have money, it's that we'll settle the accounts from the last group, please, please!
8. Tourists don't volunteer, I can't do anything, the customer doesn't come, I can't do anything!
9. What, tourists say that when booking they promised something that didn't volunteer? It's impossible, the travel agency won't say that, the customer lies to you, you tell them well, don't care about what they said, help them!
10. Reduced headcount? It's impossible, this group doesn't make money, we agreed on it when I booked it!
11. Tourists complained that you have a bad attitude and bad service, you quickly apologize to the guest!
12. This little thing, how can you be a guide?
13. Travel agency demands compensation, you pay it back!
14. Other guides are fine, why is it fine when you're leading?
15. I'm so hard to pull this group out of the pit! Alas!~!
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